So, one day before a game, Rich and I are talking about measuring the fences at DeFemery, but were saying it would be easier to do if we had a better measuring device.
Suddenly, Paul, with his hands at his crotch, breaks out with his accent and yells “I GOT YOUR LONG MESUING DEVICE RIGHT HERE!”
So, I have since found that you can subsitue “long measuring device” with any word, add a British accent, and you have the makings of a humor ous comment.
“Where did I put my keys?”
“I got your keys right here!”
“I was talking to the waitress and…”
“I got your waitress right here!”
“I can’t find my favorite bat!”
“I got your favorite bat right here!”
Yes: I am at work and very, very bored. If you're bored, add to the list of faux Paulisums.
