Oakland Park Baseball

What up DPB,

I miss you guys and playing ball every week! Right now I’m in Nashville, TN at Vanderbilt Law trying to hustle so I can get rich. Even though I’m far away, I still check the forum weekly and keep up with the stats. I’m coming back for the holidays. That’s right, you haven’t heard last of my trash talking. I’ll be at the November 20 game and probably games around Christmas and New Years if the weather permits. Don’t show up unless you wanna see like 3HR’s hit back to back. I got so much work to do so, PEACE. I’ll see you guys soon.

- Dorian


Answer to every question in law school: "Um, I don't know...you tell me!"

dtrizzle wrote: I’ll be at the November 20 game

- Dorian

hahahahahah it's getting closer! Fuck getting your work done, I hope you're spending every free V-bilt moment in the cages preparing for your true life purpose---the pending return to fuckin' Park Baseball beotch!!!!!!!

Dude,

Nashville's my hometown since college days.

I definitely won't introduce your sad butt to my family, but maybe some friends...

-Lincoln

Available as of 12/22/05:

A nice 10-bdrm condo in the wonderful town of Ca$hville. The linens and drapes are made of actual cash, or old lawyers' paychek stubs, whichever is more plentiful at time of purchase.

Enjoy your new life with the best neighbors in the world! We have CEOs, pro athletes, and politicians in our midst here in Ca$hville, USA. Never again will you have to step over someone lacking the means to live next to you. Bring your own squeegee, since our local ordinance has banned the ownership of squeegees for non-residents.

And you'll just love our holiday parties were we work in unison (read: we sit together on lawn chairs and watch hired help from afar) on building gates around our community to keep out the riff raff! It's a real barrel of monkeys, these shin-digs! And SO good for the neighborhood, too!

Rent is a modest $5,000,000 a month, plus a nominal security deposit for the drapes of 7,500,000.

Contact: Mr. Ritchie Rich (510) DEZ - NUTZ

How's that crack holdin' up, Scott?

My supply is dwindling fast, so can you help me out by helping me re-up?!

Thanks.

JUDGMENT DAY - March 5th. See you guys in a few.

- Trizzle