You guys can't even talk shit as good as us!

It's inevitable -- might as well make a forum for it. (Wait, is this supposed to be a family-friendly site?)
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You guys can't even talk shit as good as us!

Post by Titans Baseball »

We're ready to take you guys on for the ultimate amateur baseball matchup.

Our season is almost under way and we'll have a break in our schedule one of the weeks in May. I'll keep you guys up to date so that we can have a full on Sandlot style ballgame.

http://mysite.verizon.net/tbulleri/index.html


Take a look at our board to learn how to talk trash with the big boys. 8)
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Post by Tayster »

That may be because we're not retards :wink:
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Post by Theif »

Hey T - I think Tyco or Tayster or whatever his name is is talking to us. Apparently Tyco doesn't know who the Titans are! Well I guess that makes since because they play in the junior circuit!

So Danny, was that 8 hits in one game? Nothing to brag about considering the pitching! I mean, what pitching staff gave up 8 hits to one batter in one game? Pathetic! Besides don't you know that it doesn't matter how many hits you get if you don't score. So of those 8 hits, how many times did you come around to score? I'd bet no more than 5, probably less.
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Post by tallguy »

Hey Theif (sic), yes he's talking to you. You who can't even spell your own screen name correctly. If you had taken the time to have more than a cursory look at our web site, you would have seen in the rules section that we don't use defensive pitching, so your comment about pathetic pitching staff is wholly redundant. And unwelcome, uninvited as you are to our forum. Usually people wait to have played in at least one of our games before they start mouthing off.
So you shit-talk better than us. Congratulations, retard.
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Post by TheLegend »

and he's from England!
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Post by Baseball=Life »

I believe that's "talk shit as well as us." So go home and tell Mommy you learned something. If this upsets you, great news! I have one shoulder available to cry on, keep me posted.
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Post by Thief »

Is this English 101 or a shit talking baseball site. I'm sorry Tall Guy, you're right, we didn't notice that you sissy's play soft toss with each other. We obviously misinterpreted you guys as baseball players. I guess it had something to do with the name of your site. Look I'm really sorry, we just didn't understand that this is a group where there are no losers. Do you guys hold hands after the game and pick flowers?

Actually we're just giving you guys a hard time trying to drum up some practice games during byes in our schedule. Seemed like you guys had a good website complete with a shit talking board. Anyway we thought you guys were a bit more competitive and would welcome a challenge. Our mistake, good luck with BP!
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Post by Baseball=Life »

I had to put a post on this thread to bring it back to the top. There's just too much funny shit said in the post [said by all parties, including Theif (sic)] to let it be forgotten.
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Post by retep »

No, you just wanted more Posts.
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Post by Southpaw Slim »

Oh, sure. Now you bring it back up after my shit-talking was removed. This is a thread that should have been left to die.
I intended to write something to remind everybody of my superior prowess.
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