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Posted: **Tue Oct 25, 2005 1:58 pm**

So, one day before a game, Rich and I are talking about measuring the fences at DeFemery, but were saying it would be easier to do if we had a better measuring device.

Suddenly, Paul, with his hands at his crotch, breaks out with his accent and yells “I GOT YOUR LONG MESUING DEVICE RIGHT HERE!”

So, I have since found that you can subsitue “long measuring device” with any word, add a British accent, and you have the makings of a humor ous comment.

“Where did I put my keys?”
“I got your keys right here!”

“I was talking to the waitress and…”
“I got your waitress right here!”

“I can’t find my favorite bat!”
“I got your favorite bat right here!”

Yes: I am at work and very, very bored. If you're bored, add to the list of faux Paulisums.

Posted: **Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:23 pm**

Yeah, Paul "Long Measuring Device" Cooper, that guy comes up with some hilarious remarks.

Posted: **Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:33 pm**

Punk ass bitches.

Peter - tell the world my hilarious comedy secret, why don't you?

Posted: **Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:34 pm**

You loudly shared this in a public park! Not my fault!

Posted: **Thu Oct 27, 2005 4:00 am**

or as bush would say...
"freedom paulisums"

sorry

i was watching the daily show and john stewart said it...

Posted: **Thu Oct 27, 2005 8:53 am**

Huh?

I'm going to have to review my recent Tivo'd Daily Shows, maybe if I see it in context I won't be so confused.

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I love to laugh at Paul’s expense!

I love to laugh at Paul’s expense!