Oakland Park Baseball

Interesting. My retort would be that the ALW numbers would likewise become quite respectable if you took away the A's. This would, of course, be because the A's suck balls. Just kidding. Calm down. My real retort would be that you cannot take away one team from the division. They are in our division...

I'm sorry, but that cannot stand. The weakest division? I beg to differ. Not this year. One cannot simply look at a division's sum of wins and losses to figure this out. For example, the ALW has a win percentage of (as of tonight, according to ESPN) 0.512, versus the NLW having 0.513, so very little...

Except for ...James, who just watched, zen-like calm under pressure. I guess his extensive military training meant that he already knew no one was under there. Maybe he has some kind of enhanced peripheral vision, and that's why he never removes his shades - 'cos they're some kind of bionic top secr...

so's your face

Yeah, there's not much point baiting Giants fans by slagging off Sabean. Rare is the Giants fan, it seems, who has anything but disrespect for him. Myself included, although I'm pretty ignorant and the first to admit it.

Who's that dude in the sombrero?

Jack Cust, bitches.

Uh, Ken, but I think you're going to have to back up that claim with some stats.

I'm guessing that, considering the large number of games for which there is a record, your team lost 50% of them.

+/- 5 at best.

Gauntlet thrown!

Face-palm

Ahem


AL WORST!




Bitches.

Ahem.

I got your balls......







.....right here!

Ahem.

Alameda is the dog's bollocks, yo.

Punk ass bitches

Best exercise in the world = double header.

2nd best = Ken's Mom

Now, Kenneth, that's no way to speak to the future father of your half-brother.

Because I'm screwing your Mom, get it? See what I did there?

All mouth and no trousers as usual, Ken. See you on Sunday, biznatch.

Good day, gentlemen. It will be with great pleasure that I will be joining you all this Sunday for a spot of base ball.

Punk-ass bitches, etc. etc.

Cheerio!